Friday, December 31, 2010

JOKE: What is the difference between an Omani Wife and an expat wife?

My husband and I were joking on this, after a weekend of fighting over nothings.

What is the difference for an Omani man, of being married to an expat wife, as opposed to an Omani wife, from his tribe?

Difference #1

Husband says to the Omani wife, "Come here, habibti, I want to show you something."

Oman wife comes.

Omani Husband says to the Expat wife, "Come here, Honey, I want to show you something."

Expat wife [okay, it's a defensive OPNO] screams, "You can't make me!"

Difference #2

Husband says, during an expedition shopping for household goods in the Souq, "I really think this one is nice."

Omani wife, puts it in the basket, and they buy it.

Husband says, during an expedition shopping for household good in the Souq, "I really think this one is nice, and you said wanted soft and warm and not too expensive."

Expat wife [looks at Husband like he's an idtiot]. "And I also said NOT UGLY. Nothing THAT ugly is going on my bed." [They leave with nothing].

Hehehe.

3 comments:

Rummy said...

Hahaha well that's somewhat true =p

UmmKhaled said...

hehehehehheeheeee...we sould all add to this one...

Emirati wife shopping: "Areda Hatha shanta Gucci (I want this Gucci bag) and buys it without a thought...
Husband: Has no clue where his paycheck went lol

Expat Wife: Oh Honey I love this bag...
Emirati hubby: Suuure honey if you want it TAKE it...
Wife: Ohhh I don't know...I will think about it...

HehehehehHEHEHEHEHEH!!

Omani Princess (not Omani LOL) said...

Umm Khaled: You REALLY need to start writing an anony blog on how to be an Emirati princess:D

Rummy: ;)