Who else loves Thai food as much as you do???????!Who has a worse back than yours and is even more in need of a Thai massage??!!!
Who else do you know who deserves lovely Thai souvenirs (paper parsols, bright printed silks, and lovely jewelry???? hmmm LOL)?
And who else do you know who can better ride an elephant? And snorkel? And barter with obnoxious stalking merchants? OPNO is the perfect travelling companion. Why are you leaving me? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! :'(